Benedick I am man enough to say that I love thee. Is that not strange?
Beatrice Not really...
Benedick By my sword, Beatrice thou lovest me.
Beatrice Get over yourself
To celebrate the 400th anniversary of Shakespeare's death, this is the third of a new collection of the Bard's greatest plays, digested to a few thousand words with invaluable side notes from John Sutherland. Funny and incredibly clever, these parodies are a joy for those who know their Shakespeare, perfect for the theatre goer needing a quick recap, and a massive relief for those just desperate to pass their English exam.