Prepare yourself for world-class flirting. The French purport to be one of zee most romantic cultures, but my honey bunny, did you know that their terms of endearment include "mon petit chou" (my little cabbage) and "ma puce" (my flea)? Or that in El Salvador, lovers call each other "gordita" (fatty) and like it? All over the world, people in love call each other the strangest things. Now these curious sweet nothings have been collected in this charming book, How to Speak Fluent Lovey-Dovey in 11 Languages in 24 Hours. Thematically organized (animal, vegetable, huh?) and hand lettered/illustrated/designed by the author, this book is your passport to fluency in the international language of love (i.e. French, Spanish, Czech, Russian, Portuguese, Afrikaans, Polish, Japanese, Hebrew, English, German and Karenese!).