From the author of the novels The Radleys and The Humans comes a slim, useful guide to human behavior for visitors to the planet.Do youA) Know a human?B) Love a human?C) Have trouble dealing with humans?If you've answered yes to any of the above, this book is for you. Whether you are planning a high level of human interaction or just a casual visit to the planet, this user-guide to the human race will help you translate their sayings, understand exotic concepts such as "democracy" and "sofas," and make sense of their habits and bizarre customs. A phrase book, a dictionary, and a survival guide, this book unravels all the oddness, idiosyncrasies, and wonder of the species, allowing everyone to make the most of their time on Earth.