With charm, intelligence, and humor this essay traces the history of the Icelandic Phallological Museum and visits the museum in its final months under the direction of the original collector. By its own estimation, the Icelandic Phallological Museum is the only institution in the world to seek a collection of phallic specimens from every mammal species in one country. The departure of a human donor completed the display. In this essay, readers will discover how a gag gift evolved over decades into a museum that is known around the world.