At last！ The Simpsons tell-all book in a wicked new format！
You’ll gasp in amazement at this revealing, no-holds-barred, and (in one minor instance) poignant family album.
Nothing omitted！ No punches pulled！
Assembled and narrated with painstaking, loving care by none other than that First Lady of Tall Hair, Marge Simpson.
You’ll laugh！ You’ll cry！ You’ll turn the page！
You’ll gasp in amazement at this revealing, no-holds-barred, and (in one minor instance) poignant family album.
Nothing omitted！ No punches pulled！
Assembled and narrated with painstaking, loving care by none other than that First Lady of Tall Hair, Marge Simpson.
You’ll laugh！ You’ll cry！ You’ll turn the page！