Dear Fan of Qntnt Olaf,
You may think you want to read a book about the Baudelaire orphans, but you should know that reading can be very dull. This book has hardly any pictures, and none are in color. Plus, most of the story isn’t even true! You would have a better time watching a motion picture starring a handsome count.
My major motion picture, for example, starring me, features an impressive sailor with a manly eye patch, a heroic rescue of some lucky orphans, and an ending that might have been better for everyone if things had turned out differently. True, this “book” has all the same details, but there are several scenes in which I do not appear, which makes for a very boring story........
You may think you want to read a book about the Baudelaire orphans, but you should know that reading can be very dull. This book has hardly any pictures, and none are in color. Plus, most of the story isn’t even true! You would have a better time watching a motion picture starring a handsome count.
My major motion picture, for example, starring me, features an impressive sailor with a manly eye patch, a heroic rescue of some lucky orphans, and an ending that might have been better for everyone if things had turned out differently. True, this “book” has all the same details, but there are several scenes in which I do not appear, which makes for a very boring story........