Dear Fan of Count Olaf,
If you have picked up this book hoping to find a simple and cheery tale, then I must remind you that this is a “book,” and even children know that books are more depressing than movies. You would have a much simpler, cheerier time watching a motion picture starring a handsome count.
My major motion picture, for example, starring me, features a deadly serpent, three and orphans, a dashing count, and the promise of a trip to