蘇菲的人生，在克里斯走進她工作的酒吧時，那一瞬間，一切都不一樣了──但或許只有對蘇菲來說不一樣。 她拋下債務纏身的事實、妹妹要跟自己的前任結婚的陰霾，甚至把現任男友伊恩晾在一旁，刷爆了卡，決心一路從艾塞克斯追到澳洲，只為了跟克里斯在街上巧遇！ 但這樣極端的生活方式，真的能為她找到幸福嗎？蘇菲發現，要活得像個正常人，比當一個怪胎還困難許多... THE DEBUT NOVEL FROM THE BESTSELLING AND AWARD-WINNING COMEDIAN, WRITER AND ACTOR SARA PASCOE 'Funny, sad, engaging, Pascoe nails everything that confronts women today.' Stylist 'A tragicomic masterpiece. . . it will stay with me for a long time.' DAISY BUCHANAN 'A tremendously exciting voice.' The Times "I USED TO THINK MY MUM COULD SEE ME THROUGH THE CAT" Deep in Essex and her own thoughts, Sophie had a feeling something was going to happen and then it did. Chris has entered the pub and re-entered her life after Sophie had finally stopped thinking about him and regretting what she'd done. Sophie has a chance at creating a new ending and paying off her emotional debts (if not her financial ones). All she has to do is act exactly like a normal, well-adjusted person and not say any of her inner monologue out loud. If she can suppress her light paranoia, pornographic visualisations and pathological lying maybe she'll even end up getting the guy she wants? Then she could dump her boyfriend Ian and try to enjoy Christmas.