Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.
Dear Dumb Diary: My social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy, never smiles. I know that's hard to believe, because everybody smiles about something, right? Isabella smiles when her brothers get in trouble. Angeline smiles when she thinks about how much prettier she is than, like, a waterfall or a unicorn. I smile when I think about a unicorn kicking Angeline over a waterfall.
But Mr. VanDoy doesn't smile at all. I wonder if when you become an adult, you can lose your sense of humor the way you lose your teeth or hair or fashion sense.
大人和動物一模一樣，他們不是人類，各位同學，我們必須知道這群野獸的行為模式喔！那天，我又被叫進學校辦公室，以為要聽訓話，但一開門我卻嚇到不行！！！燦爛如花的笑臉阿姨迎面而來，輕柔音樂聲中，她們化身為仙女，爭先恐後要拿巧克力給我吃？
變了！這個世界全變了！你以為不兇的辦公室阿姨、不刁難人的老師，會真實出現在你的校園生活嗎？大人到底是不是人類？他們想盡辦法解除你的戒心，鬆懈你的防備，裝做一副和藹的樣子親近你，卻在自己感覺不愉快的時候，馬上變成動物騷擾你！
柯潔美這次能夠全身而退嗎？想都想不到的結局，絕對讓你在大人的世界中，「不受教訓也能學乖」一起來偷偷看一看柯潔美的日記吧，她保證她寫的都是事實……或至少盡量接近事實啦。
【適讀程度】
Age Range: 9 - 12 years
Dear Dumb Diary: My social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy, never smiles. I know that's hard to believe, because everybody smiles about something, right? Isabella smiles when her brothers get in trouble. Angeline smiles when she thinks about how much prettier she is than, like, a waterfall or a unicorn. I smile when I think about a unicorn kicking Angeline over a waterfall.
But Mr. VanDoy doesn't smile at all. I wonder if when you become an adult, you can lose your sense of humor the way you lose your teeth or hair or fashion sense.
大人和動物一模一樣，他們不是人類，各位同學，我們必須知道這群野獸的行為模式喔！那天，我又被叫進學校辦公室，以為要聽訓話，但一開門我卻嚇到不行！！！燦爛如花的笑臉阿姨迎面而來，輕柔音樂聲中，她們化身為仙女，爭先恐後要拿巧克力給我吃？
變了！這個世界全變了！你以為不兇的辦公室阿姨、不刁難人的老師，會真實出現在你的校園生活嗎？大人到底是不是人類？他們想盡辦法解除你的戒心，鬆懈你的防備，裝做一副和藹的樣子親近你，卻在自己感覺不愉快的時候，馬上變成動物騷擾你！
柯潔美這次能夠全身而退嗎？想都想不到的結局，絕對讓你在大人的世界中，「不受教訓也能學乖」一起來偷偷看一看柯潔美的日記吧，她保證她寫的都是事實……或至少盡量接近事實啦。
【適讀程度】
Age Range: 9 - 12 years