It's an eventful month for Jamie Kelly. Stinker and Stickybuns' litter of puppies has arrived -- which makes Jamie and her nemesis Angeline "in-laws by dog." Ugh. Jamie's class at Mackerel Middle School is doing a unit on journal-writing, and someone's diary falls into the wrong hands. But worst of all, Angeline and Isabella are becoming . . . friends. Dear Dumb Diary, It's not my fault I know everything.

Okay, I don't know where Timbuktu is, but I refuse to know that. Even if somebody told me, I would flush my brain like a thought-potty and wave goodbye to Timbuktu as it swirled down my brain hole. I know everything that I WANT to know.


小心，柯潔美要大反擊了！這一次，換她來偷看大家的日記啦 ~ 猜猜看，誰的日記最精采又爆笑？

不准看、不准看！告訴你，偷看日記可是違法的！如果沒有像我一樣聰明的腦袋，你偷偷藏起來的祕密就準備曝光吧！

天啊，范老師出了一項新作業，居然是要我們寫日記，而且還要給大家看！這件事嚴重違反了日記的神聖祕密性，所以我決定另外寫一份假的日記交出去，誰會想要在日記作業上寫真心話啊？最近我跟嘉琳不但一起為小狗狗們取名字，她還幫我把頭髮變得閃閃發亮，真是太詭異了！因為她也想拿假日記來交作業，一定是怕我偷偷告訴老師，才對我這麼好的！